Boy potty training was way different than with Kinley.
I never thought I would pull over on the side of the road because he really wanted to pee on those "pretty rocks" he saw.
I never knew I would be holding him in the air in bathrooms while trying to aim it into the bowl & praying I don't get any pee on my shoes.
I never thought I would have a child that yells "mom I'm done doing the nasty!" When he's done going number 2! Did I mention he does this on public restrooms as well?!? People laugh so hard when they hear him but I'm sure others are thinking what on earth?!
I never thought I would have a child that greeted a worker at Chicfila by saying "hi I put poo poo in your potty."
I never thought I would be mopping & scrubbing a bathroom hourly!!!!! Boys are born with NO AIM!!!! No matter if he stands sits or crouches something is going to be on the floor.
He's like a dog marking his territory he MUST go in every bathroom we pass no matter if he really needs to go or not. He will squeeze out a few drops just to say he went there!
Oh and did I mention baby boxer briefs are about the cutest thing ever made?!
Hilarious!! Did you think him or Kinley were easier?? I thought Piper was pretty easy. Wondering what I am looking forward to.. :)
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